- how my mother works
- me: mom i got all A's
- mom:
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- mom:
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom:
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
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When your laptop is about to die and you can’t find the charger.
Yep, that seems about right.
(via lukeriver)
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Life According To Tumblr
- 16 weeks ago: temple run
- 15 weeks ago: cinnamon challenges
- 14 weeks ago: #yolo
- 13 weeks ago: Kony 2012
- 12 weeks ago: Draw Something
- 11 weeks ago: The Hunger Games
- 10 weeks ago: Vertical pictures
- 9 weeks ago: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
- 8 weeks ago: Titanic
- 7 weeks ago: Tupac resurrected
- 6 weeks ago: Alt + Reblog
- 5 weeks ago: Actual Cannibal Shia Lebeouf
- 4 weeks ago: Omfg the Avengers!!!!
- 3 weeks ago: The time everyone freaked out because Alt + Reblog stopped working
- 2 weeks go: Gotye Jokes
- Last week: Reflection: "remember that one time everyone cared about Kony and temple run"
- This week: Cannibal found in Florida/ aka Zombie Apocalypse/ aka The return of Shia Lebeouf
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